Mrs. Mitchell's Underwear


April is poetry month, I found this cute poem as I was searching for poems. enjoy!

Mrs. Mitchell's underwear
Is dancing on the line;
Mrs. Mitchell's underwear
Has never looked so fine.


Mrs. Mitchell's hates to dance
She says it's not refined.
But Mrs. Mitchell's underwear
Is prancing on the line.


With a polk-dotted polka
And a tangled tango too,
Mrs. Mitchell's underwear
Is like a frilly zoo!

written by Dennis Lee

52 comments:

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    1. it is too funny
      thanks.

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    2. its great to bad i cant print it:(

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    3. So like fuckies

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    4. fantastic i an 2 years old and in the 3 grade

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    5. no your not in third grade if your two years old

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    6. you would be eight in third grade!

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    7. I do admit it is funny!

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    8. okay you are not in 2 and if you were in third you would be about 8 or 9 years old!

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  2. hilarious, So funny and weird

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  3. Omg i hope i get a a+ on the poem thing

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  4. FUCK YOU HORES THIS POEM SUCKS ASS

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    1. don't swear dude

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    2. it was really really bad it sucks

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  5. dude dont be such a dick kids read this

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    1. well you just said dick

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  6. inapropite in the 3 grade 2 years old

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  7. oh really? you people are going to swear on a kid friendly website??? WHAT A SHANME!

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  8. Wow!! Whats wrong with you!!

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  9. IM SICK OF GOING ON WEBSITES WHERE PEOPLE JUST DON'T CARE ABOUT WHAT THEY ARE TYPING!
    THIS IS A KID FRIENDLY WEBSITE!!!

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  10. Creative ! I'd be tempted to wear

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  11. I read this to my neighbour, a Mrs. Mitchell and she didn't think it was funny. hehe.

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  12. amazing poem, I love the rhyming omg I just said something nice yippee!

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  13. perfect for my brothers project!

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  14. so bad and lame

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  15. That's not anywhere near funny !!!

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  16. hahahahahahahahahaha

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  17. mwahahaahahahahaha

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  18. dis is funny :D.

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  19. hmm.... would i be copying if i wrote this poem down and sending it to my teacher cause i need a really good poem for Reading. A Humorous poem.

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  20. Okay this clock on here is wrong it is not 12.

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  21. okay i need a good humorous poem now and i need a �� and a ✏

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  22. oops i mean i need a paper

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  23. Okay Bye for now.

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  24. Hi again i got a good grade on my poem thanks bye! :-)

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  25. does anyone know if there is a place on the web where i can go to find on about art you see i have some homework about art and i need to solve this problem! please help me.

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