sex philosophy

1. When I was born, I was given a choice: A big dick or a good memory...
I don't remember, what I chose.

2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

3. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.

4. Impotence: Nature's way of saying: 'No hard feelings....'

5. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men:
'don't' and 'stop', unless they are used together.

6. Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth.

7. There are three stages of sex in a man's life: Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly.

8. Virginity can be cured.

9. Virginity is not dignity, its lack of opportunity.

10. Having sex is like playing bridge...
If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

11. I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dialer were too small...

12. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.

13. Q: What's an Australian kiss?
A: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under.

14. A couple just married were happy with the whole thing.
He was happy with the Hole and she was happy with the Thing........

15. Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a mans life?
A: Life sucks, job sucks, and the wife doesn't.

16. Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.

17. Despite the old saying: 'Don't take your troubles to bed'.
Many men still sleep with their wives!!

laugh and enjoy.

How to Buy Hot Lingerie

I found this to be informative and I love the $109 bra.

Sky Diving

I'm not sure American Audiences are ready for this commercial yet!
Fleggaard Holding A/S, through its subsidiaries, markets electronic appliances. The company specializes in selling televisions and radio sets.
Fleggaard Holding is based in Krusaa, Denmark. Just across Germany's northernmost border with Denmark you’ll find an incredible superstore called Fleggaard. There, you can buy everything you need – tubs of gummi bears, cases of wine, industrial strength dishwashing soap – at prices 30% cheaper than you’ll find in Denmark. It is Denmark's Costco, packaged as a German loophole.
The 100+ women do stunts in the air – while free-falling – holding hands to spell out “Half-off on Dishwasher soap at Fleggaard.” You’d be hard-pressed to find a man in Denmark who hasn’t seen and fallen in love with that commercial. It was geared strictly to men. The ad is real!

Here it is:

How Men Can Look Better Than Women In Lingerie

Okay men who like to wear women's clothing, here's a challenge for you: looking better in lingerie than women do. Is it possible? I say yes. Of course, beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so this is always going to be a subjective matter, but let's not allow that to hold us back in the quest to make men look good in their lingerie.

First of all, looking good is about emphasizing your good points. For men, that is often their legs. If you're not already wearing stockings or panty hose, I suggest you start. If you like lingerie, then there's a better than average chance that you will enjoy the feeling of nylon. Wearing hosiery will accent your legs and make you look delightfully feminine. I'm not entirely sure why it is that we consider legs that are slim and well toned 'feminine' as females usually deal with thigh weightiness and cellulite much more often than men, but that's our misguided notion of beauty for you.

Once you have your legs sorted out, (with perhaps a nice pair of heels to match,) it is time to address the panties. Larger bodied men should go with fuller panties, 'granny panties', if you will. A full brief covers the body nicely and is comfortable on any figure. Olga's Secret Hug range is perfect for this. If, on the other hand, you're a sprightly little thing, then a thong or similar panty style will highlight your flesh. Boyshorts are also great for all figures and are renowned for being incredibly comfortable.

If you're struggling with a belly (as many men do,) a camisole is an excellent piece of lingerie that covers the body tastefully and feels amazing to wear. Babydolls are also a good choice for men who want to look feminine, but don't want to bare their torsos to the world. On the plus side, if you have a little extra weight about you, a good bra can create the sort of cleavage you've always dreamed of. Don't be afraid to experiment with push up bras, women cheat, you can too!

Finally, don't forget about shaving. A shaved or waxed chest, back, legs and bikini line can really set lingerie off in a way that is hard to imagine when you are fully haired. Shaving also makes lingerie feel a thousand times better. Don't believe me? Try shaving one calf and then wearing a pair of jeans. You'll find that shaving makes even the roughest of fabrics feel silky smooth.

The important thing however, is to have fun and enjoy your lingerie. It is very possible for a man to look just as good in lingerie as a woman, it's all about attitude, fit and style.
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Bud Lite

New Ford

New Ford Comin

Renault and Ford are working on a new small car for women.
They are mixing the Clio and the Taurus, and calling it the "Clitaurus."
It comes in pink, and the average male thief won't be able to find it, even if someone tells him where it is.