Antecedote

Q: Why are condoms transparent?
A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is ...

Restricted!


Signboard outside a prostitute's house:
Married MEN not allowed. We serve the needy, not the greedy...


New AIDS awareness slogan:
Try different positions with the same woman instead of same position with different women.

Why is Sex like shaving?
Well, because no matter how well you do it today...

tomorrow you'll have to do it again...


Q: Why do 90% gals have left boob bigger than right?
A: Because 90% boys are right handed.


Q: What is the difference between a PANTY & a STAGE CURTAIN?
A: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over, but when
you pull down the PANTY.....

it is SHOWTIME!

Cruel ?

Need Eyeglasses?

Birthday

i wish i could celebrate my birthday with you

underwear VS panties

I have a tattoo, actually I have 3 tattoos. My first was a butterfly, I just had to get because it was valentine's day when I got it and I realized then I was headed to a divorce, butterfly= freedom. My second tat is of a Celtic knot in the shape of a heart. My dream is to see Scotland, especially the castles of Scotland. One day that dream will come true. Third tat I have is of a pink pantie. The reason I have the pink pantie is because I love guys in panties but that is not what I tell those who ask about the tat. One day a colleague of mine asked about it recently, she called it underwear. I just smiled and nodded. It seemed as if she was afraid to use the word pantie. I don't know why women won't acknowledge the name of the garment for what they are panties. It seems it is a difficult word for women to use when referring to this garment but not for the guys. To me it just seemed strange a garment I wear all the time, I refer to as panties why can't other women use the word.

Just another thought after looking at the Fruit of the Loom advertisement, panties VS underwear does it make a difference? The picture is my pantie atttoo.

So, Do you need Eyeglasses?

Ladies do you?

underwear for every man

I have been trying to get back to this blog for days now, if not weeks, but with school back in session it seems my life has been taken over by my profession. I am a Teacher Librarian at a middle school. As a librarian I get to look at the mail as it comes into the library. I happened to pick up the Sports Illustrated NFL Preview issue. I like to read a little about sports so I can at least know and understand what is happening in the world of sports.

Anyway as I was flipping through the magazine I came across an advertisement for Fruit of the Looms. The ad caption is underwear for every man. I had to smile and laugh because I know a few guys that Fruit of the Looms aren't the underwear for all men! But I also know guys who wear panties but keep boxers around. Even my own pantie guy loves panties but when it comes to work wears boxers because he feels if his work crew found out he wear panties there might be a revolt or a lack of respect. Anyway take a look at Sports Illustrated are Fruit of the Loom the underwear for all men?

Friends and bras

Joke of the Year

Two women were sitting quietly together,
minding their own business.

LOL

5 Ways to Have Sex Without Having Sex

There are times in life that something happens when you can't have sex with your partner. Pregnancy, postpartum, injury, or even when you have your period ... if you aren't into sex when Aunt Flo is around.

That's when you have to get creative. You can have sex without technically having the traditional definition of sex.

And dare I say it's sometimes even better than sex! Why?

Because you are still engaged, still connected, still doing something passionate together. Sometimes penetration is overrated. And sometimes having sex without having sex is a kinky way to switch things up a bit in your love den. Here are five ways to do it ....

1. Masturbate together. If one of you cannot do the deed, the other one can still take matters into their own hands while the other is watching. If you can both masturbate together, then go for it! Have you ever seen your partner reach orgasm while you were just an innocent onlooker? It's hot. I highly suggest you try it sometime. One time, he can do it. Then the next time, you can.

2. Have oral sex. Oral isn't just the appetizer to sex -- it can be the whole meal. And I don't know about you, but I love when my man takes his time downtown. Like double-digit minutes kind of time. And if you didn't get the male memo already, he likes you to spend some time down there. It doesn't matter who is getting or giving oral, what matters is that it is done with that ravenous lust you had when you first started getting it on.

3. Let your hands and mouth roam. Kissing too often falls victim in long-term relationships. Pop a mint, make it fresh, and make out. Kiss his neck, lick his nipples, nibble on his ear, squeeze his butt -- pretend it's prom night and you had a pact not to do it in the limo but you still had to steam up the windows.

4. Watch a sexy movie together. If you can't do it, the next best thing is watching other people doing it. It will still get your loins hot and your partner will be right there next to you, getting all hot and bothered, too. Take mental notes and reenact the scene when sex gets the green light.

5. Write down a fantasy and read to each other. Words can be an aphrodisiac ... especially words written by your mate. Especially carefully chosen words that describe sexual acts they want to do with you. Explore your kinky side, even if the naughtiness will only be a fantasy. It's always hot to hear and express those dirty desires.


Have you tried any of these? How do you have sex without having sex?

Why Men Love Dirty Talk

1. He doesn't expect it.
"I think the reason I like it is it goes against the stereotype we learn at young age that women are innocent little creatures who would never deign to think about sex. On some level that's why I like porn too: here are women who not only like sex, but are willing to do it with a relative stranger for the whole world to see."

2. It shows self-confidence.
"Dirty talk speaks strongly to self-confidence. A woman who is comfortable talking dirty is going to be less sexually inhibited and it's that confidence in bed that I find most attractive. And a woman who is more confident will also be less embarrassed about asking for what she wants, making it easier for me to do what I know she likes. But it's the confidence thing that's a real turn on."

3. It makes him feel special.
"I think it's like a secret flash of skin, or the nipple across your arm. Selected exhibitionism. She's treating you to something not everyone gets to see. Something that could get her in trouble. And you're the one who gets it."

4. It heightens the experience.
"Whether through role playing, acknowledgment, or conversation, talking dirty exposes the vulnerability and intimacy of sex. It confirms that a partner is completely in the moment, and has surrendered to the uninhibited energy that feed toe curling, hair pulling, neck biting worthy sex."

5. It's encouraging.
"It lets me know, or makes me think, she is as into the moment as I am. It's a sign of approval that what I'm doing is working, and gives me encouragement to push our boundaries. It speaks directly to my animal brain and takes ordinary making love and turns it into hot monkey love. My wife of 23 years is normally quiet in bed, and often I will "suggest" exact phrases for her to say. Sometimes it's a starting point for her to expand upon, more often she repeats it verbatim and sounds convincingly sincere. I would LOVE her to be more talkative in bed in general, and REALLY LOVE if she would use explicit language."

Do you like talking dirty in the bedroom? Leave a comment.

Durcell Ad

Is this true, for you?

When most bra wearing humans think about brassieres, they think about support, comfort, picking one that doesn’t dig into their shoulders painfully, ones they won’t accidentally fall out of, ones that flatter the figure. But there are some bra wearing humans for whom the mundane applications of brassiere wearing are irrelevant. There are some for whom a bra is not just an item of clothing, but a fashion accessory that says, Yes! I Dare!

I disagree with the writer of that hub page. I don't purchase bras solely for the purpose of support or comfort. The bras I purchase are sexy, sensual and erotic. But I do also have ugly bras that i wear when i want just comfort and support but they are not at all sexy, at least not in my mind.

the pictures are of my lingerie, i wear daily

so what do you think?

Underground Railroad

Evening,

This will be the last post of the class I was taking, African Americans, slavery and education of free slaves. todays bus trip took us to a couple of slave graveyards ( flag markers). Then the last stop on the bus trip was a stop on the underground railroad. It is unusual for anyone to have a marker of the underground railroad. The routes of the underground railroad was never marked for fear of retribution.

I am glad I took this class even though on many class days I didn't get home until very late. I also learned that growing up in the north (NJ/NY) I didn't know of segregated schools but people of my same age went to segregated schools in Virginia. Life was different north and south of the Mason/Dixon line.

Now to wait for the fall classes to be listed, I want to take the next class on the civil war.

New Bed

I get a new bed today, it is quite expensive, I got sticker shock when I saw the cost of new matress and boxspring. Its been so long since I purchased a bed, I couldnt believe it.
But I did it! I also purchased a head and foot board to go along with it. I was tired of my bed looking like it was still at the show room.
So now I am waiting for the delivery. When it is all set up I will post a picture of it.

Monday, the place gets a new coat of paint. I am so unsure of colors but I hope the one I selected will transition nicely from the living area to the kitchen/dining area. It will take some time to get everything together and in place. I don't want to rush to make purchases then realize I don't like what I have purchased.

I thought I had phone service, only to plug the phone into the wall and realize I don't have any service. No longer does a repairman come out to check the line, I need to do that, if i ask for a repairman from the phone company to come out, it is a additional cost. When did customers become the repair person? So now I hope I can check out the phone myself to find out if it is the house wiring or the wiring coming into the town house! I was even told if it is raining don't do anything, damn when did I become the repair person?

the bed is here now, now to assemble and check out the phone service

that is my new bed, i love it. this week the place gets painted a beautiful lavendar color for the bedroom.

Pantie Luv

Today was a day that has been planned then postponed, then planned again and postponed, today it happened. We are both busy with our work day, there are times its impossible to take time off from work. What is so cool he is so understanding about my work, how important it is to me, a part of who I am. Just as his work is a part of him.

I can't say I l__e him, then it would definitely put a burden on our relationship. My pantie luv is a guy I would want to come home to after a day at school, we chat everyday, some days as early as 5:30 in the morning. Other days not until 7 am and still other days not at all. When we don't talk I miss his voice and conversation. I can't call his cell phone to hear his voice because he doesn't leave a message when you call to leave a message. We chat about everything, you name the topic we have chatted about it. There are some topics we don't discuss for example when it comes to hockey not at all, just the same for NASCAR. Its not something I don't know about but as I expressed to him, how can continually making left hand turns be so fascinating. I am certain there is strategy for all sports but making left hand turns for how many laps??? it is something I would love to try, going over 100 miles/hour would be so cool but for how many laps?.

But what is really cool by looking at him you would never know that he reads. His profession wouldn't lend itself to think he reads books! or that he, like me loves to listen to Celtic and country music. When I found out, I said to myself one more thing we have in common. We share books even at 5:30 am or at 4 pm in the afternoon as we are driving home. I don't know many guys who read for pleasure. Today we were together, we chatted more then played. That was why we were meeting today, to have fun together, play hard play easy in panties and lingerie. I love it when he models for me. He modeled a outfit today that as we were having lunch I thought he should have had his white stockings on with a garter belt. Next time the same outfit with stockings and garter belt. There is always a next time, this relationship is already 4 years old. He accepts me for who I am baggage and all. He has become a fan of Ebay. He makes purchases for himself and for me as well. I never had anyone do that for me. We have a trusting relationship a private relationship that so few know about. Neither of us share it with anyone, for one trying to tell anyone that I have a guy that loves to be in panties and lingerie, my friends would think I am crazy, a guy in panties! Ohhh, he looks so hot, hard nipples I get to lick and caress, a butt so smooth and round and a c__k that Is. He wouldn't mention his love of panties and lingerie to any of his friends or that we meet to play hard sexually. He is the boss and his crews would be astonished if they found out about his panties and possibly he would lose respect and the boss relationship from his guys at work. Then when it comes to the sexual playing who would understand because we aren't a vanilla couple by any means. Our society isn't accepting of guys in panties and possibly our hard rough sexual play.

Today was a good day. We played hard for several hours, had lunch, then parted. He did have to get back to work, especially if a new housing development wanted to be online or watch the Stanley cup playoffs. lol I guess we didnt have enough time to chat today because he called a couple more times today. We can talk for hours, but I think I mentioned that fact already.

enjoy your evening, N

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cute bag

I was sent a email with lots of bags, I am not certain what country has such cute bags to give away when you make a purchase.

I have gone green myself. When I go to the grocery store I bring my reusable bags with me. I have a couple of pink ones in honor of breast cancer research but the other few are green with the store's logo on them. I havent gotten into the hang of using reusable bags when I go to the mall, but if I get a cute bag I am certain I will use it to bring home my mall purchases. It might be tacky in some stores!

Now isnt that a rather handsome bag to carry home your groceries in?

thong thief caught

April 16, 2010 - 10:43

THE ASSOCIATED PRESS

EAST LANSING, Mich. - Police say a 19-year-old Michigan State University student who pilfered 79 pairs of women's panties faces possible charges.

East Lansing Police Sgt. Florene McGlothian-Taylor tells The Detroit News all 79 items were thongs. McGlothian-Taylor says the suspect, who has not been named, was arrested April 7 after another student saw him taking underwear from a dryer in a dorm basement laundry room.


Police have been investigating since March 22, when someone reported the theft of 15 pairs of panties from the same laundry.

The man told police it was a prank and denied having a sex addiction. Police released the student.

McGlothian-Taylor says one victim wants to file charges but that Ingham County prosecutors must decide if he will be charged.

orgasm

Do guys have multiple orgasms??

History

Evening,
I have been here several times over the past day or 2 but just couldn't find the energy to leave a message. Back to school after Spring Break has been tough, a new home, everything in different places then where it was in my little apartment. Can't seem to get back into routine. And it has been hot, wait not just hot but HOT. Its a few days into April and the temperature at my school was in the 90's today! What happened to spring and gradually getting into the heat of the summer months. Even the library at school where my office is had been extremely warm. Teaching in a enclosed environment is tough and not just that but the building itself has its temperature regulated centrally with the rest of the schools in the district. So I am certain there is a school where it has been extremely cold. For me it is easier to put clothes on when chilled then removing clothing when its too hot. Which isn't possible at school.

Its Tuesday and I just remembered I will be beginning my professional development class tomorrow. The county I teach in is rich in history. And tomorrow I begin a class on black history beginning with slavery. I love local history. Virginia is so rich in history from the beginning in the 1400's to the present. Right now I am watching and listening to the History channel, the program is about how each state got its shape. I always wondered why all the states don't look alike, 'squares'. It's cool to know just how each state got its unique look. But from 30,000 feet you don't see the boundaries just beautiful country.

My life has been stange lately. I won't go into the fact that I thought I was locked out yesterday! Out of my new home! Or that when I came out of the store and couldn't find my car especially with it right in front of me. Go ahead smile, I am certain its happened to you. I got scared!

Anyway, I am going to put lunch together and pack a snack for class tomorrow afternoon. Enjoy the rest of your night and your tomorrow. I do hope it is cooler then today.