Mrs. Mitchell's Underwear


April is poetry month, I found this cute poem as I was searching for poems. enjoy!

Mrs. Mitchell's underwear
Is dancing on the line;
Mrs. Mitchell's underwear
Has never looked so fine.


Mrs. Mitchell's hates to dance
She says it's not refined.
But Mrs. Mitchell's underwear
Is prancing on the line.


With a polk-dotted polka
And a tangled tango too,
Mrs. Mitchell's underwear
Is like a frilly zoo!

written by Dennis Lee

54 comments:

  1. AnonymousMay 27, 2012 at 8:02 PM

    funny

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    1. AnonymousMay 27, 2012 at 8:03 PM

      cool

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    2. AnonymousSeptember 13, 2012 at 10:47 AM

      it is too funny
      thanks.

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    3. AnonymousOctober 18, 2012 at 5:31 PM

      its great to bad i cant print it:(

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    4. AnonymousNovember 13, 2012 at 7:14 AM

      So like fuckies

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    5. AnonymousJanuary 5, 2013 at 2:14 PM

      fantastic i an 2 years old and in the 3 grade

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    6. AnonymousMarch 27, 2013 at 12:09 PM

      no your not in third grade if your two years old

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    7. AnonymousNovember 24, 2013 at 12:13 AM

      you would be eight in third grade!

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    8. AnonymousMarch 28, 2014 at 6:24 PM

      ya boi

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    9. AnonymousMay 2, 2014 at 9:40 PM

      I do admit it is funny!

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    10. AnonymousMay 8, 2015 at 5:32 PM

      okay you are not in 2 and if you were in third you would be about 8 or 9 years old!

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  2. AnonymousOctober 1, 2012 at 2:59 PM

    it is to funny

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  3. AnonymousOctober 15, 2012 at 2:32 AM

    hilarious, So funny and weird

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  4. AnonymousNovember 8, 2012 at 9:49 PM

    Omg i hope i get a a+ on the poem thing

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  5. AnonymousNovember 8, 2012 at 9:52 PM

    FUCK YOU HORES THIS POEM SUCKS ASS

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  6. AnonymousDecember 6, 2012 at 5:23 PM

    dude dont be such a dick kids read this

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  7. AnonymousJanuary 5, 2013 at 2:16 PM

    inapropite in the 3 grade 2 years old

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  8. AnonymousJanuary 18, 2013 at 2:44 PM

    hey

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  9. AnonymousFebruary 4, 2013 at 11:27 AM

    oh really? you people are going to swear on a kid friendly website??? WHAT A SHANME!

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  10. AnonymousFebruary 4, 2013 at 11:27 AM

    Wow!! Whats wrong with you!!

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  11. AnonymousFebruary 4, 2013 at 11:28 AM

    SERIOUSLY!

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  12. AnonymousFebruary 4, 2013 at 11:29 AM

    IM SICK OF GOING ON WEBSITES WHERE PEOPLE JUST DON'T CARE ABOUT WHAT THEY ARE TYPING!
    THIS IS A KID FRIENDLY WEBSITE!!!

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  13. AnonymousFebruary 4, 2013 at 11:31 AM

    HI?

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  14. AnonymousFebruary 5, 2013 at 11:12 PM

    Pizza? Pizza?

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  15. KevinsSecretApril 7, 2013 at 9:07 AM

    Creative ! I'd be tempted to wear

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  16. AnonymousJune 18, 2013 at 12:24 PM

    I read this to my neighbour, a Mrs. Mitchell and she didn't think it was funny. hehe.

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  17. AnonymousOctober 27, 2013 at 10:40 AM

    cool

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  18. AnonymousDecember 21, 2013 at 11:06 AM

    amazing poem, I love the rhyming omg I just said something nice yippee!

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  19. AnonymousMarch 26, 2014 at 3:39 AM

    perfect for my brothers project!

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  20. AnonymousApril 6, 2014 at 2:57 AM

    a

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  21. AnonymousMay 9, 2014 at 11:54 PM

    so bad and lame

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  22. AnonymousAugust 3, 2014 at 8:43 PM

    That's not anywhere near funny !!!

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  23. AnonymousDecember 7, 2014 at 4:24 AM

    Don't get it

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  24. AnonymousFebruary 1, 2015 at 9:46 AM

    hahahahahahahahahaha

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  25. AnonymousFebruary 1, 2015 at 9:46 AM

    mwahahaahahahahaha

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  26. AnonymousApril 25, 2015 at 11:56 PM

    dis is funny :D.

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  27. AnonymousApril 26, 2015 at 12:01 AM

    hmm.... would i be copying if i wrote this poem down and sending it to my teacher cause i need a really good poem for Reading. A Humorous poem.

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  28. AnonymousApril 26, 2015 at 12:03 AM

    Okay this clock on here is wrong it is not 12.

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  29. AnonymousApril 26, 2015 at 12:08 AM

    okay i need a good humorous poem now and i need a �� and a ✏

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  30. AnonymousApril 26, 2015 at 12:09 AM

    oops i mean i need a paper

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  31. AnonymousApril 26, 2015 at 12:15 AM

    Okay Bye for now.

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  32. AnonymousMay 8, 2015 at 5:28 PM

    Hi again i got a good grade on my poem thanks bye! :-)

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  33. AnonymousMay 8, 2015 at 5:37 PM

    does anyone know if there is a place on the web where i can go to find on about art you see i have some homework about art and i need to solve this problem! please help me.

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  34. AnonymousJanuary 13, 2016 at 10:35 PM

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